Birthday Boy of the Day: In honor of Mike Patton turning the big 4-4 today, I would like take the opportunity to post Faith No More’s “Midlife Crisis” which is both a friendly dig at Mike, and just a really awesome song that I really enjoy listening to.
Happy birthday, Mr. Patton! May you live forever.
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LOVE THIS SONG.
Someone invite me somewhere fancy so I can wear this.
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If I feel the way I feel now about Elizabeth Warren in 2016 and she decides to run for president, I will strongly consider dropping out of whatever I’m doing and joining her campaign.
Maybe there’s hope for the rest of us? How Tom Brady went from scrawny to superstar:
The pictures remain the funniest part. Tom Brady is standing in the smallish white box at the NFL Scouting Combine in Indianapolis in 2000 with his shirt off, like so many prospects before and since then.
The difference is he does not look like an athlete, at least not in the conventional sense. He looks pasty, for starters. And while Brady is not remotely overweight, it’s debatable based on the shot whether he ever had lifted a weight…
I like to believe these images exist to even things out, just a little. They are a reminder the guy sleeping with Giselle and finishing his $20 million mansion and playing in his fifth Super Bowl had what, at one time at least, had to be a soul-crushing day.
Hopefully he’s gonna have another soul-crushing day at the hands of the Giants on Feb 5th.